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2nd March 2001

Episode II - Pancakes & Pr0n

Yeah okay I know DK One is produced on a regular basis, but I never made any promises about my section, now did I?

Besides, you guys have got a cheek to complain anyway, where have you guys been? Our page hits are in freefall, Microsoft.com will have more hits than us soon!

[Note to Dave, better put the pr0n back on the site]

It's true, a week ago we were on top of the world, people were showing the love and the hit count just kept on climbing. Funny how things can change so quickly...

So what did we do about it?

We looked at the man in the mirror and decided to make a change, and change we have done! Look at the dreamy new layout, we've saved you all that tedious scrolling and given you a new naviagtion system for the comic archive.

What more could you want?

Well Bob, I'd love to answer that question, but no-one mails us or uses our forum *sob*. Now admittedly 50% of that problem was down to Dave and I setting up the e-mail links to goto d_e_t_0_x@yahoo.com instead of d_e_t_0_x@yahoo.co.uk, but you could've at least used our pwiddy lil forum *sobs*.

Anyway, now that the screwups are out of the way, back to improving our interface. We would appreciate any suggestions y'all have and if you ask nicely we can link our pr0n collections to the site.

[Note to Dave and myself, remove all bestiality pics from our archives]

So yeah, Napster's gonna die then, today supposedly as well. Woo bloody hoo, what a load of old cobblers. When are the press going to get some techie people to explain to them that you can't kill Napster (see my rant 'Napster & EverQuest' for the reason)! Shawn Fanning (Napster's creator) must be loving all the damn free publicity that get's thrown Napster's way. Not that I'm complaining, because the more peeps that use Napster, the more music I can scavenge.

Downloaded my own personal mp3 copies of the new Limp Bizkit & Foo Fighters albums this week, I think I'm gonna have to go buy the CDs.

:o)

Thought Of The Day - "Juju beans are dangerous if inserted in the wrong orofice!"

MINK

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